Drunk man dives through drive-through for fast-food fix

People will do anything to fend off hunger pangs, particularly after they've had a few. A South Carolina man was so wasted last Thursday morning that police say he jumped through a McDonald's drive-through window to get his grub before paying up. Employees wouldn't give 24-year-old Leonard Christopher Smalls his food when he drove up to the window until he paid. Smalls allegedly went big-time berserk and dove through the drive-through window, sending fearful workers scattering. He was escorted off the premises, and cops snagged him a short distance away, charging him with DUI, resisting arrest and disorderly conduct. More like "don't how to order" conduct, if you ask us.