Watch sad, silly drunk people ride pigs, hump cars and fall down

We’ve all been there — “there” being the state of intoxication in which you suddenly lose all of your senses and act like a complete idiot. Or maybe you haven’t been there but have had a friend who was there and you totally wished you had a video camera to capture the booze-soaked bounty in your viewfinder. Luckily for us, someone hit “Record” just in time to capture these intoxicated fools riding pigs, humping cars, misfiring rifles and, of course, scoring perfect 10s in the requisite butt- and face-plant events. Good times. The Web maestro behind this masterpiece also picked the perfect song as the score: Berlin’s “Take My Breath Away.” Because these folks totally did.