Lady gropes self, others, licks people, hits on female cop, police say

There's drunk, there's really drunk and then there's Jana Annette Lawrence. According to police, the 46-year-old got herself kicked out of two — TWO! — Georgia bars on Saturday night, after mourning (or celebrating?) the Georgia Bulldogs' SEC Championship loss by "rubbing her genital area," flashing her boobs to the bar and licking at least two strangers, tongue bathing one woman's face and a man's tattoo. At the second bar, when the management told her to pull her pants up, she did exactly the opposite. And, as a final cherry on this hot mess sundae, when Lawrence was being booked into jail she asked the female officer if she "had or wanted a girlfriend." That's quite the evening. [Source]

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