Guy busted for sneaking into Epcot posing as oldest cop ever

There's two indisputable takeaways in this story: Epcot is a magical wonderland for people of all ages and $100 is a lot of money in these times of economic uncertainty. So, what's a 74-year-old jonesing to get supposed to do? Why impersonate an improbably old federal officer, naturally. Emerito Pujol's feeble bluff fell apart quickly, not only due to his age, but also because his badge said "American Federation of Police," a multifaceted nonprofit. Oh, one last lesson: Don't mess with those teenaged Epcot turnstile monitors. They are serious about their jobs. [Source]

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