'Erotic' Bon Iver Tumblr offers sensual hipster hilarity5/3/2012
For the uninitiated, Bon Iver is the Grammy-winning band fronted by the woodlands-dwelling, emotion-drenched singer\songwriter Justin Vernon. Famous for recording his pseudonymous album in a remote cabin in Wisconsin after a particularly dramatic break-up, Vernon is a niche heartthrob. The author of Bon Iver Erotic Stories takes the joke -- what's Vernon like as a boyfriend? -- and runs a million miles with it. Answers include "Bon Iver is in the garden, singing to the fennel and sugar snap peas. He says it helps them reach their roots deep into the soil so they can grow tall. 'Someday,' he says, as he pats my belly, 'I'll sing to our babies and they'll grow roots here too.'" It helps if you know the music -- but if you do, the Tumblr offers a couple solid hours of laughs.
Is this funny or way too precious?