Library staff pissed that somebody keeps peeing on their books

Spell the word "library" in your head. Did you realize that there's no "p" in it? That's true, unless you're at the Essex County Library in Ontario, Canada, where the disgusted staff has discovered that someone has peed on their shelves on several occasions, destroying more than 400 books in the process. The library staff says that their own Enemy Number One isn't, um, aiming at any particular author or genre (but we'd almost understand if they mistook "Twilight" for toilet paper) and that they're installing cameras this week. "You might be Canadian when you go into the library and you might be Canadian when you leave," one commenter wrote. "But while you're inside … European." No, you're a jackass. [Source]

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