Congrats, ladies! Eva's opening a terrible restaurant just for you!

Eva Longoria's new restaurant isn't as dumb as Perez Hilton initially reported, but it still sounds pretty ridiculous. Longoria is turning Beso, her first failed Las Vegas eatery, into a "flirty, feminine take on the steakhouse" called SHe.  It's not — as Hilton suggested — a women-only restaurant, but it is designed for women, with cryogenic fog, 3D projection, rain curtains (whatever the hell those are) and a menu with "small bites appealing to ladies." SHe also has a catwalk featuring "sexy female performers," because nothing makes us hungrier than watching people who starve themselves. So if you're into tiny steak nuggets you can't see through the thick fake fog, make those opening-night reservations today! [Source]

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