Even NASCAR won't touch ButtleOpener sponsorship

​The mixed message of a billboard for beer blasting around a track at 190 mph has never bothered NASCAR. But how are you supposed to pop that cap? Apparently, not with a ButtleOpener. Mark Gregory took his prized invention -- a bottle opener in the shape of a woman's derriere in tight panties -- to NASCAR in hopes of a sponsorship, but never made it to the starting line. Some fellow members of the school board in Tennessee that Gregory has served on for eight years aren't too jazzed either, but they've elected to err on the side of prudishness. But what NASCAR is saying is that sponsorships from erectile stimulants in pill form are OK, but not one hanging from your wet bar.