Existential French cat mourns useless trips to vet's office6/24/2012
You can't keep a sad cat down. Henri the existential French cat is back and as glum as ever after his star turn in April. This time, he's going to the vet. "The 'doctor' cures nothing, but they keep sending me," purrs our héro. "The indignity is too much to bear." So is Internet celebrity, which Henri tackles head on, responding to criticism of his mother tongue. "Are my caretakers torturing me for their own amusement?" he finally asks. Oui, Henri, and they're doing a great job.
What subject should Henri tackle next?