Father and son bond during acid-fueled naked street fight6/25/2012
With solstice here and 22 hours of daylight shining down on Alaska, one dad did his best to keep out the crazy by getting high on acid with his teenage son, popping ecstasy, smoking weed, getting naked, fighting over a woman and launching an all-out street brawl in the buff. According to reports, a neighbor called cops after hearing the fight and spotting the naked teenager run through a glass window, race down the street screaming, attack a mailbox and drop-kick a pickup. Dad emerged a minute later, ripped off his Bermuda shorts to join his son in nudity, and continued to fight until the duo had gone back into the home, broken cabinets, shattered glass, and gotten "blood in every room of the house." Three words, guys: GO TO SLEEP.
How could this have gone any worse?