FBI shows who's boss, forces us to view more DVD warnings

DVD and Blu-ray watchers have just gained a few extra seconds to add butter to their popcorn. The FBI has teamed up with Immigrations and Customs Enforcement and a slew of other government agencies to put out two new unskippable messages on the front end of discs. The warnings are designed to serve as a friendly reminder that piracy isn't a victimless crime and can get you five years in the slammer, along with a $250,000 fine. You won't be able to fast-forward through each 10-second segment -- they'll pop up automatically after the previews when you hit "Play" for the main feature. So take that eye patch off, kids, and sit back and enjoy the reprimand, er, show.