It turns out female moles are total size queens

Scientists who get paid to do some very strange things have discovered that — unlike human females who famously care not a whit about penis size — female Hottentot golden moles are quite concerned with the length of their partner’s junk. In fact, they choose mates based solely on, as the French would say, a johnson formidable . Which makes sense: When you’re blind and live in small tunnels in sub-Saharan Africa, you have little else to go on. "We know very little about their mating strategy," admitted Professor Nigel Bennett of the University of Pretoria. "Suffice to say it's probably every mole for himself." [Source]

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