Former Ewok faces jail time for second flashing offense
6/18/2012Nicholas Read, the actor who played an Ewok in "Return of the Jedi" and a goblin in "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone" has admitted to flashing a co-ed (and snapping a picture of her shocked reaction). Obviously that's awful, but perhaps becoming famous for being a dwarf in a furry costume that obscured both his gender AND his species, and appearing (according to his IMDb profile) as almost exclusively non-humans in movies, maybe deep down he felt compelled to prove he was all man. Or maybe he's just very, very sick. The human mind is an intricate tapestry. Read may have to complete a formerly suspended sentence of 20 weeks in jail for this, which is his second flashing offense.
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