Nothing's sexier than a dead Christmas elf, according to creepy ad

Let's get this out of the way: We don't speak Spanish. But we're not sure that understanding the language would make this commercial for the Funeraria Lopez any less weird. First, we're not sure why Santa's hanging out there in the first place, unless he's decided to skip milk in favor of a complimentary cup of funeral-home coffee. And the va-va-voom camera shots of Santa's scantily clad helper playing dead inside a plush casket officially makes this the creepiest part of this Christmas season — at least until we see that Samsung commercial where Mrs. Claus winks and says, "Don't watch this on the sleigh."

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