How to avoid huge ships is "fast paced ... and the hard won knowledge found in them is inspirational."
UFO detector "is a bargain ... and much more accurate than the voices in my head."
Million random digits: "... it's a shame they didn't sort them, to make it easier to find the one you're looking for."
Speaker Cables: "Using these cables ... [I heard] Aretha Franklin's stress-fart just prior to her high A in her recording of 'You're All I Need to Get By.'"
Microwave Cooking for One: "Instead of submerging myself in 700 club reruns to try to find a sense of purpose, I do so in '5 minute mac and cheese.'"
Uranium Ore: "I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty."
Banana Slicer: "My parole officer introduced me to this kitchen marvel and ... [I now am able to] concentrate on my love of theatre."
Wolf t-shirt: "Most shirts like this only contain one wolf. This shirt has three wolves, plus a moon. You are basically getting three wolves and a moon for the price on [sic] one wolf.”
Pens for Her: "Since I've been using these pens, men have found me more attractive and approachable. It has given me soft skin and manageable hair."
Badonkadonk Land Cruiser: "Initial [war] reports were favorable, but then somebody noticed that the tank lacked a cannon, treads, and armor, and possessed the engine of an electric bicycle. It did, however, have an excellent audio system."
Wooden toilet seats in China: "This is so weird. My husband and I were just discussing the 2009-2014 outlook for wood toilet seats in greater China the other day!"
Face Paint: "Within minutes of whiting up I was laughing like a lunatic — it's that good."
Hasselhoff greatest hits: "I played this CD in the garage for [my dog] 24/7, and not only did my dog die, but so did 2 cats and all of my plants."
Playmobil Security Check Point: "TSA has requested that this product be removed from the market. It was deemed a security risk as it is virtually identical to the actual training material used to train TSA agents."
Wolf Urine: "The whole glass teams with bubbles ... the palate has panache, with a firm, mineral acidity that cuts through a rather elegantly styled, poised meaty presence. ... [It will] age well in the cellar of any self-respecting urine connoisseur."
Bible Cure for IBS: "... a must for anyone who has ever crapped their pants before making it to the John."
Bypass surgery kit: "... [I]t is difficult to follow instructions when under anestesia [sic]. Your experience may vary, good luck with your home surgery!"
Holy Bible: Stock Car Racing: "I could practically smell the burning rubber and see the girls in halter tops ... all the while learning who begat Bathsheba!"
Hgiyiyi: "As good as Jhjykyk, maybe better."
5 pounds of body fat replica: "Bonus points for the realistic blood vessels!"
20 real-life Amazon.com reviews that will make you laugh out loud
1/30/2013Listings on Amazon.com are such an established part of Internet culture that a man recently made his resume look like a listing on the site, complete with references styled as product reviews. Those real-life reviews are also often bastions of creativity, as shown in the 20 hilarious examples in this gallery. Click-through, and we promise you won't skim over a product review on the site again.
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