"Let's finish our ramble and then have my valet run ahead and lay us a fire."
"Pity you didn't think of matching your tie to your face."
"You may join me for 'Downton Abbey,' but no interruptions, s'il vous plait."
"Yet another charity ball tonight. Sometimes I wonder if I'm just going through the motions."
"Could you try to prepare my dinner more quietly? I'm absorbed in this tome."
"You'll find me a demanding but rewarding employer. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to lick my personal area."
"I'm afraid this bed is black-tie only. You can march your sweatpants to the futon."
"Zut alors! Let us hop quickly upon my vespa and allez to art class!"
"What do I think about leash laws? Harrumph."
"The keys to hosting are: lots of seating, fine brandy and tiny naps while your guests are talking."
"Tell the other tabbies to watch out. Tonight, I am dressed for seduction."
"The most dangerous card hustler is always the one who doesn't appear to need a dime."
"Fetch? Oh, you Homo sapiens. You love your repetitive tasks."
"This should pair excellently with salmon. Or a can of Fancy Feast."
"I'm only going to explain trickle-down economics one more time, so pay attention."
"This was our language first. We'll decide if they're called cookies or biscuits."
"Love this new scratching post. Next I need a marble litter box."
"This old thing? I only wear it out on laundry day."
18 of the most sophisticated cats and dogs you'll ever see
2/11/2013Pets are complicated. One moment they’re looking serene and dignified, with hidden wisdom and noble impulses flooding their hearts. A second later, they’re licking up a pool of their own vomit. As undignified as every pet owner knows their beloved animal can be, something about a dog wearing a monocle just fits. (Even though five seconds later, the pooch probably tried to eat that monocle like a see-through Cheeto.) Here are of the most sophisticated-looking animals the Internet has to offer. But if you have a tiny top hat and a cat in your house, we encourage you to try and out-class them.
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