What a dessert menu in California looks like.
Maybe these Drinking Snacks only are edible if you’re already in your cups?
This restaurant is clearly run by feminists.
They do have a point.
Given the chicken choices, we’ll have the pigeon.
This menu was not designed by the marketing department.
The Turtle Cheesecake and the Bag of Ice both sound so delish.
"It wakes up of shellfish" is as English as Shakespeare.
It stings a little going down, but leaves you feeling warm and flush.
Clearly the work of a philosophical chef.
We suspect the editorial staff of Maxim frequents this place.
Your mother’s favorite sandwich.
The picture of the ambulance is a nice touch.
If you like your meat dry and tough with a faint odor and past its prime, we recommend the Pensioner.
Well, greens are supposed to be good for you.
Oddly, this was not comforting.
Tip: Never name a drink after a bodily fluid.
Better chops than chaps, at least.
These funny menu items either are accidental or should be
12/30/2012An eye-catching menu is generally something restaurants strive for. You want patrons to be wowed by what you have to offer. Unless what you’re offering either fails grammatically or gets lost in translation, leading to some head-scratching, a little stomach-turning and a whole lot of laughter. While you might not want to sample the bean crud, you’ll at least have something to tweet/blog about/post on Reddit/Instagram/Facebook. Then you can safely order the chow mein. Click through the photos above to see a sampling of the most bizarre, grammar-challenged, poorly translated and funniest menu items you’re likely to come across.
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