Colonel Sanders is (kinda) out of the closet in Funny or Die video

Who knew Colonel Sanders was such a Bette Midler fan? That's one of the hilarious revelations in the latest "Funny or Die" video, one that features a white-suited, white-goateed John Goodman as KFC's founder. In the clip, Sanders wants the chicken-buying public to know that he is "a bit more progressive than [his] pals at Chick-fil-A." And, even though he's an "oldly-fashioned sort," he loves the gays! Trust us, this deep-fried satire if is a much better response to the still simmering Chick-fil-A Cont-ro-Versy than anything you've read on your Facebook wall lately. Regardless, all of this clucking back-and-forth has made us hungry -- for a hamburger.