Genius couple shows off super tacky, hopefully fake tattoo

We've been squinting at this picture a while now, sincerely hoping that this is a magic marker and not the most unfortunate tattoo we've ever seen. But it would appear these young lovers may have decided to permanently trace huge lines that form, when they stand together, his arm exactly bent just so, her body turned exactly one quarter rotation with her shoulder up, her elbow turned slightly out, all his weight distributed on the balls of his feet, tummies together, no one move ... see ... If you lean back, close one eye -- it clearly forms a lopsided heart with an arrow through it. How romantic.