Genius invention masks gross bathroom sounds

​Going to the bathroom in a public restroom may finally be less embarrassing thanks to a handy, pocket-size noisemaker that masks the sounds that come along with our natural bodily functions. At the touch of a button, the Li'l Miss Environmentally Friendly (it's a rough translation from the Japanese, and we aren't sure why the environment gets a shout-out here) emits roughly 25 seconds of "water sounds." That window should give you all the time you need to conduct your business, although, of course, there's always the off-chance that it will only bring more attention to your bathroom goings-on.