94-year-old busts out of hospital to score a birthday beer

It's not Oktoberfest season, but a 94-year-old snuck out of a Munich hospital for a beer on Wednesday. His plan was going great, until someone spotted him at a subway station with a telltale intravenous needle protruding from his left hand. The do-gooder escorted the seasoned partyer to transportation authorities, who called the police. The old man told the cops that he was "on his way to a beer hall to have a belated birthday celebration." Instead of leading him to the nearest bar, police returned him to the hospital, where understanding doctors offered him a brewski. [Source]

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