Get ready, fellas, this 70-year-old-virgin is ready to give it up

Attention, handsome millionaires out there: Pam Shaw is waiting for you. Shaw, a longtime cabaret singer, has decided that she's finally ready to pull back the sheets and give up her long-held virginity. How long? Seventy years. "The Sexational Pam," as she's known, performed with sex symbols like Roger Moore and Tom Jones, but "performed" in this case is not a euphemism. She says that she doesn't believe in having sex before marriage, but she never found the right man to settle down with either ... until now "I'm ready to take the plunge," she said. "My standards are very high, though. I'm hoping to bag a tall, dark and handsome millionaire." Guess Andy Stitzer's out, then.