We've all had crappy Monday mornings, but a high school student in Thorndike, Maine, may have just raised the bar. The teen was driving to school when a portable toilet fell on her red Jeep Cherokee — a direct hit, though she swerved to avoid it. Seems the truck driver transporting the porta-john hadn’t properly lashed the unit to his vehicle. "Fortunately, it was clean," the Waldo County Sheriff's Office's chief deputy optimistically observed. "It was a true Monday morning happening." He added that the teen driver, who made an emotional 911 call to report the accident, was not at fault. The truck driver received a summons for having an unsecured load.