Girl thinks she's a wizard after wisdom teeth surgery

How did dental surgeons sedate this Harrisburg, N.C., girl for her wisdom teeth removal? Let's ask her! "I go to Hogwarts. I'm a wizard. I forgot! I bet they put a spell on me," she tells someone we assume is her mother, who plays along. "What do we do?" Mom asks. "We gotta get them back. We gotta get revenge! I've got my lightsaber," the girl responds, hilariously mixing sci-fi metaphors.

Kudos to her for having a sense of humor about this and putting it online, where we first saw it at Jezebel. She seems like a funny girl, anesthetic or no. Does Hogwarts have an improv troupe?