God save the queen from this raunchy video mashup

Cassetteboy, a pair of English mischief-makers in the modern spirit of The Jerky Boys, has created a controversial video that implies Queen Elizabeth II has had carnal knowledge with just about every bloke in Great Britain. "The Queen's legs have to be seen to be believed," "says" our unwitting host, Andrew Marr, who's actually narrating a puff piece called "The Diamond Queen" for Her Majesty's celebration of 60 years on the throne. "They open up to people from all walks of life. Every tart in London is getting in." She's not just into the downtrodden. "It's something the Queen has done thousands of times with the prime minister," Marr continues. Hmm. Maybe Meryl Streep played the wrong "Iron Lady."