Golfer beans a volunteer at Players Championship

Harris English stepped to the first tee yesterday in second place at the Players Championship looking to get ahead, but he hit a head instead, thwacking his drive right off a tournament volunteer's melon and entering his own tailspin. Danny Meredith, 79, of Jacksonville, Fla., crumpled to the ground, and was taken to a local hospital for tests after English and playing partner Matt Kuchar signed gear for the woozy septuagenarian. A witness told Jacksonville.com that the impact was as loud as the ball hitting a tree trunk, and the fallout for English was just as bad: He spiraled to 48th place. Keep your eyes on the ball, everyone!