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krisblanks

Hey golf gods think of this. I get the last laugh. I get to go hang out with my kids all weekend and get to have sex with my wife so....GFY!

Kris Blanks
14 Jul 2012 01:37:00 GMT
Kris Blanks
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bkolp

@krisblanks if there was an ESPY for best tweet, yours about golf gods would win!

BK
14 Jul 2012 17:20:00 GMT
BK
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CampanaWheels

@krisblanks Makes sense why Tiger was such a bad family man back in the day, he never missed cuts.

Tony Campana
14 Jul 2012 17:00:00 GMT
Tony Campana

Golfer's consolation prize: puttering with his wife

7/15/2012

On his Twitter account, Kris Blanks does a fair amount of railing against the "golf gods," who must really have it in for him, since he's only the 201st ranked player in the world. But after missing the cut at the John Deere Classic this weekend, the 39-year-old told his tweeps not to feel badly for him. "I get the last laugh," he tweeted. "I get to go hang out with my kids all weekend and get to have sex with my wife so….GFY!" We assume that doesn't mean, "Good for you." Not all his followers were in his corner, however. "(Ben) Hogan would still be on the range," one offered. [Source]

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