Computer imaging may have made the police sketch obsolete, but it's still more art than science. Cops in Münster, Germany, are on the lookout for a desperado who held up a mattress outlet. He is described as short, slimy, between 570 and 600 years old, with six pointed teeth and ... no, wait, he's only 40, with curly hair and green eyes. Really big, weird eyes. It’s hard to deny that, based on this sketch, the thief is a dead ringer for J.R.R. Tolkien’s villainous Gollum, and now there are suggestions that robbery witnesses actually came from 48 consecutive viewings of "The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey." Police say they'll pursue the suspect to the ends of Middle-earth. [Source]
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