Grammys ban: no butt cracks, nipples or 'puffy' genitals, please

CBS really wants to disappoint those who tune in to Sunday's Grammys hoping to spot a celebrity wardrobe malfunction. The network's program practices team has sent an email warning on-air talent that flashes of skin will not be tolerated. "Buttocks" and "female breasts" must be covered. "Thong type costumes," the exposure of "bare fleshy under curves of the buttocks and buttock crack" or "bare sides or under curvature of the breasts," as well as "sheer see-through clothing that could possibly expose female breast nipples," should be avoided. The network also pleads, "Please be sure the genital region is adequately covered so that there is no visible 'puffy' bare skin exposure." Way to take the fun out of it, CBS.

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