Grimly curious cow escapes, heads to nearest McDonald's

A bovine named Darcy from the small town of Brush, Colo., needs a lot of attention according to her owners, and when she wasn't getting it she decided to break out of her pen and hoof it to the local McDonald's for some excitement. Darcy's owner, Sandy Winn, said she got a call from police asking if her family had a dairy cow. When she answered yes, they told her it was hanging out at the local fast-food spot. Darcy was finally brought back home safely, and is probably already tired of hearing the jokes about how she went to visit some former relatives.