Groom's mom leaves wedding in cuffs after insane brawl

We're trying SO HARD not to snicker about the out-of-control Guido-Weiner wedding in Boston, mainly because we're terrified that the groom's mother will punch us. Not long after Nancy Guido said 'I do' to Anthony Delorio-Weiner, the pair's wedding reception exploded into a booze-fueled brawl that began when Guido's brother hit the groom, escalated into a "pile of guests rolling around on the ground," and ended when the groom's mother, Darlene Delorio, allegedly attacked the bride's mother, threw a chair and was led out of the Danversport Yacht Club in handcuffs. Delorio, who reportedly "said some pretty hurtful things" about the arresting officer's mother, has apologized. "I could've done things better," she said. To that, we nod and say "no sh*t."