Would-be gun dealer tests goods, shoots himself in the goodies

A rookie arms dealer is probably rethinking any plans he had to go pro after accidentally shooting himself in the penis with some of his merchandise. According to the cops, felon Tavares Colbert told them he had bought a firearm on the street, planning to sell it in the parking lot of a convenience store in Oklahoma City. As any reputable merchant of pre-loved goods would, Colbert dutifully checked to make sure the weapon was in good working order before the drop. He pulled over into a car park and immediately shot himself straight in the genitals. He panicked and quickly drove himself to Southwest Medical Center, where he was later questioned by police. If only he’d remembered to make sure the gun wasn’t cocked. [Source]