Guy insists he absolutely didn't buy $50K in lap dances

We've all been there: You head out for a night on the town, order a few drinks, and more than 2,000 lap dances later, you're out $50,000. That's what allegedly happened to Lokesh Simon James, who was billed that amount by his credit card company after an evening of supposed excessive debauchery at a Clearwater, Fla., strip club. James has filed a lawsuit against the gentlemen's gathering spot, claiming there's no way that, at $20 a lap dance, he could have burned through that many booty bucks in one night. He does cop to $600 for personal gyrations, cocktails and tips -- still an astonishing amount in this economy.