Guy stopped up in bid to make Prince Charles a poopy-head

Gross. Prince Charles and Camilla narrowly avoided being splattered with horse manure in New Zealand Monday by a 74-year-old activist who thinks royalty stinks. Sam Bracanov, arrested moments before a royal appearance in Auckland, denied in court that he'd planned the aromatic attack, but told reporters he'd mixed a "porridge" of manure and water to chuck Charles' way. "He didn't qualify with his brain, he qualified with his body, and what [the] body produce[s] goes to toilet, so I would hit him with what goes to toilet," explained Bracanov, who in 1994 attempted to spray air freshener at Charles to "remove the stink of royalty." Still, it would have been a crappy thing to do. [Source]

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