Hairdresser high heels banned to prevent 'emotional collapse'

In a development that would have Americans scanning the Bill of Rights and paging Alan Dershowitz, European hairdressers may face new health rules that would force them to trade in their sexy stilettos for safer nonslip shoes and ban them from wearing watches and wedding rings on the grounds that the accessories are "unhygienic." The mandates would also direct the stylists to engage in "social dialogue" (read: gossip) and limit the number of haircuts they can do each day to prevent "emotional collapses." Let the eye rolls commence. "That EU hairdresser thing could be the most ridiculous yet, i have yet to have a bad haircut due to a tired barber," tweets @OllyNeville.