Hands-free machine offers help for the lazy sperm donor
9/23/2012Apparently the old-fashioned sock and Vaseline is too much work these days. A hospital in Nanjing, China has introduced a fancy new machine that offers its sperm donors hands-free "assistance" to help get the job done. And these robotic junk-jerkers are no amateurs. The mechanical hand-job dispensers feature pink or grey massaging pipes and are able to adjust their speed, frequency, amplitude and temperature. They will even play sexy videos for you to aid in the "extraction process." Way to stay inventive, China. [Source]
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