Helpful hipsters remind you that bacon fixes everything

Everyone knows a good piece of bacon can solve all our problems — and the video above is proof. It begins with a guy accidentally nailing his finger to a bird house. What to do? Rub some bacon on it. Drop your cell phone in the toilet? Not a problem; rub some bacon on it. House foreclosed? Rub some bacon on it. On it goes, this awesomely hilarious meditation on the wonders of bacon, featuring Rhett & Link singing the title song. If you find that you can't get the tune out of your head, rub some bacon on it.