Helpful man gives directions to burial plot in his obituary5/11/2012
According to his widow, Karl Albrecht was a joker all his life, so it's no surprise that the German man managed one last gag before he passed away last month. Albrecht's self-penned obituary, published in the local newspaper, gave friends directions to his new abode in a Hamburg cemetery. "I have moved house," announced the former insurance salesman, before giving the location of his burial plot and adding, "I'll be pleased to have a lively attendance." Albrecht's widow, Anastasia, said, "At the grave there'll be schnapps for all the guests. Nobody should turn up in black. My Karl could never stand gloominess."
What would you write in your own obituary?