Helpful man shows how to open a beer with a chainsaw

Whether you're tired of biting off the caps, hate scrounging around your kitchen cabinets for a bottle opener, or merely want to bring the party to a screeching halt with the sickest party trick of all time, this is maybe the best reason we've seen for going out and buying a chainsaw. It also helps that the man opening the tasty cold one is nonchalant and totally unfazed by his own awesomeness. "Chainsawing a beer open, as it's a weekday, and how are you?" his steely gaze seems to say. We want to party with you, sir! We'll bring the brews, you just do like you do.