Her majesty’s underpants are now up for grabs on eBay

Queen Elizabeth ll's underpants are available for sale on eBay. If you haven't already clicked over to frantically bid past the starting price of $3,999, we can tell you how something so intimately attached to the crown came to America's No. 1 source for slightly stained Beanie Babies. "Baron" Joseph de Bicske Dobronyi had reportedly arranged for the panties, which he said he got from a friend in 1968, to be auctioned off posthumously by Hansons Auctioneers, but after the auction house stalled, fearing royal indignation, the estate put the pantaloons on the very public site instead. The supremely high-waisted undershorts bear an embroidered monogram and would unquestionably make any woman feel like a ... creep. Sorry! Used underwear is creepy, no matter whose it is.