Here's why unicycle basketball isn't the greatest idea

Here's the thing about unicycle basketball, and maybe it's a good thing: There seems to be the likelihood for some truly epic fails. No, it doesn't have all the jumping and dunking -- you know, the things that make basketball fun -- but that is balanced out by the NASCAR element of a really good wreck being right around the corner. Indoors, this could involve the walls beyond each baseline, but it's potentially more spectacular outdoors, especially if someone has had the foresight to install a fence at the end of the court. Helmets, anyone?