Higher testosterone makes women happy single ladies

​Sick of being single, ladies? Well, if you AREN'T, chances are you have elevated testosterone levels. And you probably like to masturbate, according to a study out of the University of Michigan, which found that while testosterone has no impact on how much time men spend with Palmela Handerson, more testosterone in women makes them less interested in sex with a partner and happier being a one-arm bandit. Let's run with this finding, ladies! Syringes of testosterone should be sold alongside Valentine's Day chocolates and bridal shower supplies. It would make an empowering alternative to a bucket of ice cream and "Pride and Prejudice."