via bannedinhollywood.com / http://bit.ly/bSrjCG

Hmmm, so we'll just have to take your word for it.

via huffingtonpost.com / http://huff.to/blCOCu

Those are some impressive names this guy's worked with.

via mthruf.files.wordpress.com / http://bit.ly/ja7cZ4

This guy's just the sh*t.

Via cat grooming for dummies/ http://bit.ly/Nrg0TT

Oops, that's not a resume, that's the most amazing picture of Nicolas Cage ever!

Still, we'd like to maybe ask an impartial third party.

via static.happyplace.com / http://bit.ly/LT00vd

So sitting at home now is now considered job experience?

via static.happyplace.com / http://bit.ly/SZv1NY

Who wouldn't want to hire a guy who was just like Jesus?

via resumedoctor.com / http://bit.ly/SOkQed

Winking, in both your interview and a resume, probably won't endear you to an employer.

via resumedoctor.com / http://bit.ly/UOdo4M

Working with the general public isn't for everyone.

via assets0.ordienetworks.com / http://bit.ly/RrFgLQ

We don't even want to know how this guy can gain 30 pounds in two days.

11 funny resumes that are guaranteed not to get you hired

10/9/2012

With record numbers of Americans unemployed, having a good résumé is more important than ever. So, use these 11 examples as a guide on exactly what not to put on that all-important document. After a CV in which an applicant listed his previous experience as being a marijuana dealer and all-around "nefarious dude" jumped to the front page of Reddit last week, we went looking for other hilarious résumé fails that are sure to keep job hopefuls on unemployment. Check out our gallery, and, remember, don't try this at home.

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