Hillary will only hook up with actor if Muppets are involved

Jason Segel has been telling folks that he'd like to work with Hillary Clinton on a comedy and even has identified her as the never-seen mother on his TV series "How I Met Your Mother." Clinton got word of Segel's desire and sent him a killer rejection letter that snarkily references his film "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" and indicates she'll only negotiate for future collaborations if the Muppets are involved (Segel co-wrote, co-produced and co-starred in "The Muppets," though he won't be involved with the sequel). The secretary of state has recently upped her coolness factor, contributing to the Texts From Hillary Clinton Tumblr and drinking in Colombia. Perhaps Segel should reconsider taking leave of the Muppets.