Thanks to 'redneck' reality shows, 'hillbilly porn' is a thing now

If any of you have ever watched "Duck Dynasty" or "Swamp People" or Honey Boo Boo's mother and thought, "I'd like these shows a lot better if there were more nudity," please don't tell us. But, apparently, those people are out there, because "hillbilly porn" — the most unsettling two-word phrase of all time — has grown 250 percent since chaw-spittin', camo-wearin', gator-fightin' reality shows hit the mainstream. A spokesperson from GameLink.com, a purveyor of XXX "redneck" films, says that particular genre has seen record sales and that there are "no signs of slowing down." Congratulations, GameLink, for providing the most terrifying statistics in the history of numbers. [Source]

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