Sit on your ass and use the Internet at this theme park

Kfar Kedem is a theme park in Hoshaya, Israel, that allows visitors to experience life 2,000 years ago, from staying in a shepherd's tent to making olive oil to riding donkeys that are also Wi-Fi hotspots. You know, just like in the Bible! (Peter and Paul were ALWAYS Instagramming stuff.) "Our village has 30 donkeys and we've equipped … five with wireless routers that are attached to the donkey's body," park manager Menachem Goldberg said. Right, because milking a goat is way less fun if you can't immediately tweet a picture of it. Goldberg plans to give each ass a router of its own in the future, which is obviously the only reason we're postponing our trip to the park. [Source]

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