Horndog Secret Service agent admitted he checked out Palin

David Chaney, one of the now-former Secret Service agents accused of, um, stiffing a prostitute in Colombia, has been caught ogling another woman. A picture on Chaney's Facebook page shows the agent giving Sarah Palin a long, hard look. Under the photo -- and proving that his bad decisions weren't limited to Colombia -- he wrote, "I was really checking her out, if you know what I mean?" Palin did, and tore into Chaney on Fox News last night. Ever the multitasker, Palin worked an Obama-eats-house-pets dig in there, too. "I hope his wife...sends him to the doghouse," she said. "As long as he's not eating the dog, along with his former boss." Sigh. Is it November yet?