There is an unwritten rule to follow when it comes to mug shots: You’re supposed to look like crap. Of course, there can be variations on that theme. The accused can look foolish, unkempt, befuddled or like full-on crazy-train nuts. But whether you’re a mega-celeb popped for hanging out drunk in public or a nobody nabbed for shoplifting, you're not allowed to look attractive. Which is why we have to ask, did the people featured above not get the memo? How dare they look good — especially the woman who has obviously been crying — let alone super-foxy in a freakin’ mug shot? We don’t even want to see their driver’s license photos.