Hulk Hogan tries to put choke hold on alleged sex-tape pics

Hulk Hogan would like those photos from a sex tape allegedly showing him, er, body-slamming an unidentified brunette taken off the Web, please. A lawyer for the pro wrestler, whose real name is Terry Bollea, has sent a cease-and-desist letter to TheDirty.com asking the site to take down the (extremely grainy) black-and-white screen-grabs. "As you know, should a sex tape or photographs of Mr. Bollea exist, they were taken without his consent and therefore the same would constitute a felony in the State of Florida," the lawyer wrote, according to TMZ. If that doesn't work, perhaps Hulk can try an "atomic drop" on the site's proprietors.