Hummer of death might be the dumbest car ever

Mamas, don't let your babies duct tape squirt guns to their Big Wheels, because they'll grow up to do something much worse. The latest automotive abomination on eBay is this 2003 Hummer, with more weapons on it than miles. Relax, the machine guns and grenade launchers are nonfiring replicas — although a 50-caliber gun on top does issue a loud simulated report, because it's always a good idea to drive through town blasting fake gunfire. There are also mounted swords and an interior laser light show — all for the bargain price of $55,000. "Serious inquiries only!" insists the seller. Like anyone could keep a straight face bidding on this.